Why does Corn have Hair: A Philosophical Quandary

"Take a few moments out of your busy, hectic life to ask yourself, why does corn actually have hair?"

-The Video description

"Why does Corn have Hair: A Philosophical Quandary" was released on June 24, 2017, a single day after "Foreseen Extremes: A Passion Project Prequel" and is the seventeenth video produced by Shotgun Rodney.

Synopsis

The video opens with a completely black screen with white text, "why do corn got hair". It then cuts to Jonathan Adam Van Nest Jr. husking corn and he gives a speech:

"Let me tell you somethin' about corn. See I was huskin' this corn right here and I got askin' myself, why do corn got so much hair? Well clearly, there must be some reason that corn be the only vegetable to feature all this dang hair. I got thinkin'. I think there be a part of the Bible that Moses left out. I think that back in the times of the creation, The Lord made mankind and corn to be equal.

Hear me out. Mankind was won over by Cain and evil and so they were threatened by the corn people who was made equal. And so, there was a great battle between man and corn. The corn was made serval to man after the great battles and the result of that, after years of subservience and slavery to the mankind, corn was made and reduced so low, that corn was reduced to a vegetable.

Note here, corn has a lot of the attributes that a man might've once had. Corn has got a bone, that be like the cob that the corn be on, the corn got skin, just like the skin that be on us and the corn got all this hair. These are all things to remind us of the power of man that been imbued unto us by the Lord and how we have to keep on enjoying this corn despite all this damn hair because we's above that. We's the higher race and that's why corn has got hair."

The video then ends.

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Actors Music
 * 1) Jonathan Adam Van Nest

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Trivia
 * 1) This is the first video since her initial appearance that Molly Hasenack does not appear in.
 * 2) This is the first video since Hot Chocolate Song wherein only Jonathan Adam Van Nest Jr. is featured with nobody else appearing in the video
 * 3) Jonathan Adam Van Nest Jr. husks three cobs of corn throughout the video